英式幽默句子温柔文案图片(温柔幽默的句子)

1.
A
day
without
laughter
is
a
day
wasted.
【笑一天，活一天】

2.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
【爱情就像放屁，不自然就是屎】

3.
Life
is
too
short
to
be
serious
all
the
time.
【人生短暂，没必要总是一本正经】

4.
Happiness
is
a
warm
puppy.
【幸福如温暖的小狗】

5.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right.
【我不是在争吵，我只是想解释为什么我是对的】

6.
Time
flies
like
an
arrow;
fruit
flies
like
a
banana.
【时光如箭，水果则像香蕉】

7.
You're
never
too
old
to
laugh
at
fart
jokes.
【笑着放屁的笑话，无论你多大年纪都可以开怀大笑】

8.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
energy.
【我不懒惰，我只是在节省能量】

9.
I
thought
I
wanted
a
career,
turns
out
I
just
wanted
paychecks.
【我曾认为自己想要一份职业，结果发现我只是渴望薪水】

10.
Behind
every
great
man
is
a
woman
rolling
her
eyes.
【每个伟大的男人背后都有一位翻白眼的女人】

11.
I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome.
【我不是矮，我只是聚集了无限的魅力】

1
2.
I
always
arrive
late
at
the
office
but
I
make
up
for
it
by
leaving
early.
【我总是迟到上班，但我会提早下班来补救】

1
3.
The
difference
between
genius
and
stupidity
is
that
genius
has
its
limits.
【天才与愚蠢的区别是天才有局限性】

1
4.
Don't
worry,
be
happy.
【别担心，开心点】

1
5.
Some
people
just
need
a
high-five.
In
the
face.
With
a
chair.
【有些人就是需要挨一顿高五，脸上，用把椅子】

1
6.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right.
【我不是在争吵，我只是想解释为什么我是对的】

1
7.
If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
skydiving
is
probably
not
for
you.
【如果你第一次没有成功，试试跳伞吧】

1
8.
I
have
a
photographic
memory.
Unfortunately,
I
always
forget
to
put
film
in
the
camera.
【我有一种拍照的记忆力，可惜我经常忘记给照相机装胶卷】

1
9.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
opinion.
【我不是在争吵，我只是在热情地说出我的观点】

20.
Life
is
too
short
to
be
anything
but
happy.
【人生短暂，没必要做不开心的事】

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