司机发朋友圈的搞笑句子(招聘司机图片发朋友圈)

1.
"Driving
may
be
my
job,
but
singing
loudly
to
the
radio
is
my
passion. "
【#JustDriverThings】

2.
"Hitting
every
green
light
on
the
way
to
my
destination
makes
me
feel
like
I'm
in
a
high-speed
chase
with
the
law. "
【#RaceToTheFinish】

3.
"I
always
forget
how
to
spell
'detour'
when
my
GPS
tells
me
to
take
one. "
【#LostInTranslation】

4.
"There's
nothing
quite
like
the
feeling
of
a
full
tank
of
gas
and
an
empty
schedule. "
【#RoadTripReady】

5.
"My
driving
is
like
a
GPS
-
always
recalculating. "
【#WrongWayDriver】

6.
"I
don't
always
drive,
but
when
I
do,
I
prefer
listening
to
audiobooks. "
【#DriveAndLearn】

7.
"I
might
not
know
the
speed
limit,
but
I
definitely
know
where
all
the
speed
cameras
are. "
【#SetThePace】

8.
"Just
because
I'm
a
driver,
doesn't
mean
I'm
a
mechanic.
Please
stop
asking
me
to
check
your
engine
oil. "
【#JustDriveNothingElse】

9.
"I
wish
my
commute
was
as
fast
as
my
food
delivery. "
【#NeedForSpeed】

10.
"I
always
buckle
up
my
seatbelt,
but
my
car
must
think
it's
optional
because
it
won't
stop
beeping
at
me. "
【#SafetyFirst】

11.
"A
full
tank
of
gas
and
a
good
playlist
is
all
you
need
for
a
mini
road
trip. "
【#EscapeTheCity】

1
2.
"I
always
feel
like
I'm
in
a
spy
thriller
when
I
have
to
make
a
quick
escape
from
traffic. "
【#QuickGetaway】

1
3.
"I'm
not
lost,
I'm
just
taking
the
scenic
route. "
【#OffTheBeatenPath】

1
4.
"Some
people
find
their
zen
while
doing
yoga,
I
find
mine
while
parallel
parking. "
【#ZenDriver】

1
5.
"I'm
convinced
traffic
lights
are
just
a
suggestion
for
some
people. "
【#RedMeansGo】

1
6.
"Driving
in
the
rain
is
the
only
time
I
feel
like
a
race
car
driver. "
【#WetHairDontCare】

1
7.
"I
never
thought
I'd
be
a
morning
person
until
I
started
driving
and
realized
how
peaceful
the
roads
are
before
rush
hour. "
【#EarlyBirds】

1
8.
"I
don't
drive
aggressively,
I
drive
assertively. "
【#AssertiveDriver】

1
9.
"My
car
may
not
be
the
fanciest,
but
it
gets
me
where
I
need
to
go. "
【#JustTheBasics】

20.
"Why
am
I
getting
honked
at?
I'm
only
trying
to
give
other
drivers
a
friendly
wave. "
【#SorryNotSorry】

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