英语幽默爱情句子摘抄

1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
【笑话】

2.
I
asked
my
wife
what
she
wanted
for
her
birthday.
She
said,
"Nothing
would
make
me
happier
than
a
diamond
necklace!"
So
I
got
her
nothing.
【滑稽】

3.
My
wife
told
me
to
stop
impersonating
a
flamingo.
I
had
to
put
my
foot
down.
【双关】

4.
I'm
not
great
at
the
advice.
Can
I
interest
you
in
a
sarcastic
comment?
【讽刺】

5.
All
you
need
is
love…and
a
dog.
【爱情】

6.
I
love
you
more
than
coffee.
But
please
don't
make
me
prove
it.
【爱情】

7.
Roses
are
red,
violets
are
blue,
I'm
not
a
poet,
I
just
really
love
you.
【情诗】

8.
You're
the
cheese
to
my
macaroni.
【幽默比喻】

9.
Marriage
is
like
a
deck
of
cards.
In
the
beginning
all
you
need
is
two
hearts
and
a
diamond.
By
the
end,
you
wish
you
had
a
club
and
a
spade.
【婚姻】

10.
Love
is
not
having
to
hold
your
farts
in
anymore.
【真爱】

11.
You're
the
avocado
to
my
toast.
【搞笑比喻】

1
2.
I'm
not
addicted
to
texting,
I'm
addicted
to
the
person
I'm
texting.
【爱情】

1
3.
I
love
you
like
a
fat
kid
loves
cake.
【幽默比喻】

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4.
I
love
you
with
all
my
butt,
I
would
say
heart,
but
my
butt
is
bigger.
【真爱】

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5.
I
fell
in
love
the
way
you
fall
asleep,
slowly
and
then
all
at
once.
【爱情】

1
6.
You
had
me
at
hello,
but
you
sealed
the
deal
with
your
smile.
【爱情】

1
7.
You're
the
peanut
butter
to
my
jelly.
【幸福比喻】

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8.
I
love
you
even
when
I'm
hungry.
That's
real
love.
【真爱】

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9.
I
love
you
more
than
pizza.
And
that's
saying
a
lot.
【真爱】

20.
Marriage
is
a
workshop
where
husband
works
and
wife
shops.
【婚姻幽默】

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