发朋友圈吃胖了的句子幽默(发朋友圈吃胖的说说)

1.
"I
used
to
have
a
six
pack,
now
I
have
a
keg!"
#friendsbecomeenemies】

2.
"I
gained
so
much
weight
I'm
starting
to
give
the
Michelin
Man
a
run
for
his
money. "
#chubbyandlovingit】

3.
"I
didn't
know
stretch
marks
could
be
a
fashion
statement
until
I
gained
weight. "
#flauntingmycurves】

4.
"My
belly
button
is
slowly
disappearing
under
my
new
belly. "
#goodbyeabs】

5.
"Who
says
you
can't
have
a
winter
body
in
summer?"
#embracingmyflaws】

6.
"I'm
not
overweight,
I'm
under-tall. "
#problemsoversonicely】

7.
"I
used
to
weigh
myself
every
day,
now
I
weigh
myself
on
wishful
thinking. "
#screwthescale】

8.
"I'm
not
chubby,
I'm
just
easy
to
see. "
#bigandproud】

9.
"My
love
handles
have
become
my
holding
handles. "
#embracingmyself】

10.
"I'm
on
a
seafood
diet.
I
see
food
and
I
eat
it. "
#thatsmypolicy】

11.
"My
diet
plan:
I
eat
healthy
20%
of
the
time
and
indulge
80%
of
the
time. "
#deliciousisimportant】

1
2.
"I've
been
putting
the
'fat'
in
'infatuated'. "
#singleandlovingit】

1
3.
"My
thighs
are
so
big
they
can
hardly
fit
through
doorways. "
#thighgapwho】

1
4.
"I'm
not
gaining
weight,
I'm
just
increasing
my
cuddle
potential. "
#moretocuddle】

1
5.
"My
metabolism
just
went
on
vacation
and
forgot
to
come
back. "
#slowandsteady】

1
6.
"I've
decided
to
name
my
new
rolls
'love
handles'
because
I
earned
them
with
love. "
#risingtotheoccasion】

1
7.
"I'm
not
overweight,
I'm
just
under-height. "
#thanksfornothinggenes】

1
8.
"I
don't
need
abs,
I
need
pizza. "
#pizzasloverules】

1
9.
"My
doctor
diagnosed
me
with
a
food
allergy.
Every
time
I
see
food,
my
body
says
'yes'. "
#foodieatheart】

20.
"I
used
to
be
able
to
run
a
marathon,
now
I
can
barely
run
to
the
fridge. "
#justkeepswimming

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